After reading my friend Ig’s latest entry, “Innovation: Coated or plain guitar strings,” I thought about funny things I’ve heard myself and other guitarists say in the past, or things that a guitarist should never say in mixed company. Here’s the list:
10. My G-string keeps coming loose…
9. You shoulda seen his axe cut through the crowd…
8. I’ve got a small f-hole…
7. Looks like I have to give that head a good lube job…
6. That guy’s got great licks…
5. That G-string gets gross with grime pretty quickly…
4. I rub it down with a towel after I’m done playing with it…
3. Yeah, he really jerks that thing around…
2. He lowers his G-string to C…
1. When I don’t have anyone to play with, I play with myself…
Most of these are real… bonus points if you can guess which ones aren’t. 🙂
Guitar Gear 
Ha! LOL. I’ve said #4 plenty of times!
A pastor at our church once said to me “eric, I was blessed by your hot licks tonight”
It took a couple weeks for me to process that one.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROFL! Eric, that was a real good one!
I still find the accordion more offensive.
more offensive than the Banjo???
I feel a “banjo Joke” post coming on.