Imagine someone walking into or past an ongoing conversation between guitarists and hearing things like the following. I wonder what their responses might be. Here are some possible thoughts…
“…yeah, my G string sticks and makes it hard to play,” with the associated reply of, “Then you should lube your nut so that it moves back and forth more easily. A sharp pencil will work…”
If it sticks, it shouldn’t get hard… F$#k ME! A pencil? Where the hell do you put it? Oh well, to each their own…
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“I must play on my G string a lot. Can’t believe how much crap gets built up on it.”
Naturally… and you wouldn’t even have play with your G string to get crap on it…
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“Man, that thing has an incredibly tight bottom-end. You can really rip it up.”
Thing? As in dog? Donkey? Dude, you need help. This is one situation where sticking with your own kind is a good thing!
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“…all in black. No exposed joints anywhere.”
What? You describing that nun, Sister Mary Elephant?
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“…incredible lines on that one. Graceful neck, and a body with perfect curves. Just oozes elegance…”
Damn! I’m gettin’ all hot and bothered. I’d love to meet her…”
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“Every time I put my fingers around her neck and move up and down, she just sings with joy.”
Man, that’s one f#$ked up chick! Hope you don’t leave bruise marks…….
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Hilarious Goofydawg, you should start a guitarist’s joke book. I thought of a few more:
Get her cranked up and she sings like you would not believe.
She has great touch response. I can hear and feel every nuance as my fingers dig in.
Going at it full out she gets a bit hot, but she sure does sound sweet like that.
She is so loud, after playing with her for an hour, my ears are ringing.
She is a bit butt heavy when on your lap and tends to slide off, but when you stand up she is actually very comfortable to play with.
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