Pictured above are an original 1959 Les Paul and Allison Stokke. Don’t know about her? Look her up on Google. For this particular article, any hot chick will do…
So… you’re on a boat and the captain is taking you to a remote, desert island to strand you there. He says, “I might be mean, but I’m not cruel. So I will give you a chance to choose between two things to have on the island with you. First, you can have a rare, 1959 Gibson Les Paul in Sunburst. I’ll provide you with a Marshall JTM45, and a power supply that can recharge with solar power so you’ll be able to play any time. Or… I let you have [pointing towards the gorgeous young woman] her. What be yer choice matey?”
The captain goes on to say that you shouldn’t be hasty in your decision and that you should consider these important points:
- Both are incredibly beautiful
- Both will make your creativity soar when you touch them
- Both will give you joy for years to come
So what would be your choice and why? 🙂
I’ll share mine once I hear from a few folks…
What a tough choice, the guitar would be fun to play but she’s HOT.. Eventually the strings would get bad on the guitar but I’ll assume you have strings and cleaners etc.
The guitar would be quiet when you want to sleep and not ask if these palm leaves make my butt look big but she’s hot
The guitar would take you to other places and times as you played it, but she’s hot.
The guitar wouldn’t gripe at you for making wine from local fruits but she’s hot…
Truth is, alone on an island with a guitar, it might just as well be the best standard strat or les paul studio you ever played, it would have no collectors value (to you at least)
Bottom line is, do you love playing guitar and prefer to be alone, if so take the guitar if not, like me, you’d take the girl even if she wasn’t “HOT”….
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice!
I’ll choose the guitar… the girl… no the guitar… no the girl… No wait! That’s impossible to make a choice but an alternative choice is always possible!
Alt choice:
– I’ll take the guitar, and smash the cyco Captain’s!
– I’ll kiss the gal!
– I’ll play a fucking loud riff to melt the brains of the captain’s team members!
– I’ll kiss the gal again!
– Once they’re all inconscious, I’ll take command on the boat!
– I’ll strand them on the desert island with nothing… Bastards wanted me to make an impossible choice!
– I’ll kiss the girl one more time!
– I’ll take the boat to the middle of the ocean
– Once there I’ll kiss the girl
– I’ll play her a little serenade
– I’ll kiss here one more time… You never kiss a girl enough!
And then I won’t tell you what I’ll do next because I don’t kiss & tell… ^^
You can kiss the girl while she straddles the amp… 🙂
There would be much more kisses in reality that I can describe in a single comment! 🙂 But sure I could kiss whatever she decides to straddle ^^
Allison is very pretty, but that doesn’t mean that well get along, or be able to hold a conversation even. In fact, the fact that she looks great doesn’t guarantee that there’s much knowledge, experience and intelligence at all, or that she’s a spiritual seeker.
I know that the Les Paul and amp (and endless supply of strings and cleaner) have all of the above.
So the choice is obvious.
What kind of strings do we get?
Pyramids…
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I would put the guitar inside the girl ! No wait, this could damage the guitar… Ok then the girl inside the guitare… hummm… not much.
Ok i would take the girl because maybe i would build a guitar on the island by myself :-X
Prior to seeing Allison Stokke, I would have easily picked my dream guitar, the 59 Les Paul burst. I am with “netgui”, I’ll take the girl and make a ukulele on the island.
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This is a tricky one.
Man needs woman.
Woman needs man
Man needs a 59 l.p with a marshall.
Knock her up on the boat First,this
Way you get both.